

Shallam SucksI hate Sentaari and the Ishtar Park;Shallam Sucks
I hate the University and the bloody Ramparts.
The taxes are too high, the priests are mean;
Imperial palace is too stuffy and the sewers too clean.
The Dawnstriders cant steal and the Paladins are dumb;
The Guardian Estate is Achaeas own slum.
The Peshwar is polluted and the Sultan is gay;
Cyrene is their bitch and they all have -light- in their name.
In Shallam. Yes, Shallam.
-Ya know actually I - I think I pretty much hate all of Shallam and its surrounding territories!-
(Oh yeah, me too